Apno ke SMS

• Oss ki boondo si hoti hai BETIYA....

Papa ki dulari hoti he BETIYA...
Sparsh khurdra ho to roti he Bethiya
Roshan krega Beta to bus ek kul Ko..
Do-Do kulon ki Laaj hoti hai Betiya...
Heera agar hai Beta to Sachha moti hai Bethiya..
Kaanto ki raah pe chalti hai Betiya..
Auro ki raah mai phool banti he Betiya...
Kahne ko to parayi amaanat hoti he Betiya....
Par Beto se Bhi apni hoti hai Betiyan.
So feel proud on a Girl

Sender: Dr. J.M. Mathodia
11-11-2009 / 05:27 pm

• Pyari C Sweet C Need k Baad,

Raat ke kuch hasin lmhon ke baad,
Subah ke kuch naye spnon ke saath,
Duniyon me kuch apno ke saath.
aap ko Pyare se
Happy New Year 2010

Sender: Ms. Asha
01.01.2010 / 06:40 am

• Keep the smile, Leave the tear,

Think of joy, forget the fear,
Hold the laugh, Leave the pain,
Bejoyous, Coz its new year!
Happy new year.
Wish U d best yr.
Sender: Ms. Alka
01.01.2010 / 05:08 pm

• Kuch yaade yaad rkhana,

Kuch baate yaad rkhana
umar bhar sath rahe na rahe hum,
hum sath rahe the kabhi bas ye baat aur wo pal yaad rakhna.
Sender : Mrs. Kiran
06-01-2010 / 08:04 pm

• Night are dark, But Days are Light,

Wish your life will always be bright.
So, My Dear don't get fear Coz,
God gift us a 'BRAND NEW YEAR"
Sender : Mrs. Kiran
06-01-2010 / 08:11 PM

• Lalu: Vidwano ne kaha hai ki murkha aadmi ki biwi bahut khubsurat hoti hei ?

Rabdi : Dhat, Aapke paas to hamar taarif ke alawa kono kaam nahi hai....
Sandar: 06-01-2010 / 8:12 PM

• "Patni Chalisa"

Namo-Namo Patni Maharani.
Tumhari mahima ko koi nhi jani,
Hamne samjha Tum Abla ho,
Par Tum to sabse badi Blla ho.
Jis din haath me Belan aawe,
Us din Pati khub chillave,
Sare bed pe Patni sove,
Pati baith farsh par Rove,
Tumse hi Ghar Satyanashi,
Patni Chalisa jo nar Gave,
Sab sukh chhod Param Dukh Paave....!
Dedicated to all pati union.
Be Careful...
Sendar: Mrs. Kiran
06-01-2010 / 08:16 PM

• Khuda ka koor aap par eis kadar barse,

har koi aapki Chahat ko tarse...!
aapki zindagi mein aaye itni Khushiyon ki
khuda bhi aapki zindangi me aane ko tarse....!!
Sender: Mrs. Kiran
06-01-2010 / 08:20 PM

• Boy : why do yo look as chinese ?

Girl: Becouse, My mom is Chinese.
Boy: Where is she now?
Girl: She died 10 year ago?
Boy: Haan to china ka maal aur kitna chalega...
Sender: Anuj
07-01-2010 / 08:17 PM

• Ek murgi supar market gai aur Boli : ek anda dena!

Salesman: tumhe anda kyu chahiye?
Murgi: Murge ne bola hai, darling 3 rupay ke liye apna figure kharab mat kron !!
Sender : Ms. Alka
7-1-2010 / 08:48 PM

• The world is full of BeautyWhen your heart is full of love.

So, Start & end your day
with love & Smile in your heart.
Have a peacful day..
Sender: Mr. Balraj Denwal
8-1-2010 / 06:58 AM

• Wonderful combination in this world

Heart & Bts
Nht & Mn
Music & Sngs
Rose & lov
Fish & water
U & Me.
My fre msgs & Ur costly smile
GD dy
Sender: Mr. Hement Bari, Ajmer
8-1-2010 / 07:02AM

• Khul ke ke dil se milon

to saza dete he Log,
Sachche jajbaat bhi thukra dete he log
kya dekhange do insanon ka milna,
Baithe hue do parindo ko b uda dete he log.
its Real fact
Sender : Vikas Agarwal
08-01-2010 / 07:12 AM

• Tommorow, Morning is not only sunrise

but a beautiful miracle of GOD that de
feats the darkness & spread light.
May every day spread light in your whole Life.
Gd mrng
Sender: Anuj Sharma
08-01-2010 / 07:56 AM

• Aaj morng ki taja news!

Delhi ki thand Jaipur me.
Thand ka maja lena ho to lelo kya pata fir se aisi thand ho y na ho.
Happy cool day!
Sender: Vikas Agarwal
08-01-2010 / 08:46 AM

• Jab koi baat bigad jaye ?

Jab koi mushkil badh jaye?
Toh.....
toh....
Hot ghuma, seeti baja, seeti bajake bol bhaiya...
ALL IZZ WELL.....
Sender: Anuj Sharma
8-1-2010 / 08:56 AM

• Mojudgi jaruri nahi, Jaruri ehsas he.

Hum kahi door nahi apke aas pass h.
Dekhiye to jara mann ki akhon se hame.
Hum har kadam par apke sath he...
Sender: Ramesh Lekhara
8-1-2010 / 09:02 AM

Pappu : Dr. Sahab ! aapko tanke lagane aate hain?
Dr. : Han Ji ! Batao kahan lagane hai.
Pappu: Ye Loji Chappal pe laga do.
Sender: Ramesh Lekhara
8-1-2010 / 09:05 AM

• Girlfriend is beautiful, wife is dutiful.

GF is lovely, WF is pagli.
GF is whisky, WF is risky,
GF is rani, WF is pareshani,
GF is mangofruity, WF is kismat futty.............
Sender: Vikas Agarwal
8-01-2010 / 10:42 AM

• 8 secrets of success dat U can find in Ur room

1> roof says - aim high
2> fan says - be cool
3> Clock says - every min is precious
4> Mirror says - reflect b4 u act.
5> window says - C d world
6> calender says - b up 2 date
7> door says - dnt mis d opprtunity &
8> our bed says - sab bakwas hai yaaro ! mast hoke so jao.
Gud nit
Sender: Mr. Balraj Denwal
8-1-2010 / 06:07 PM

• Dost ke ghar ramu apne 16 bachhon or biwi k sath lunch pe gaya.

Dost ne itni badi family dekhakar gusse me kaha "LAJJA NAHI AAYI"
Ramu - Nahi yaar uske exam he.
Sender : Mr. Anuj Sharma
8-1-2010 / 08:06 PM

• Beautiful Pictures are devolped from negatives in Dark Room.

If any time you see darkness in your life.
It means GOD is developing a Future for U.
Sender: Mr. Hemant Bari, Ajmer
8-1-2010 / 08:27 PM

• Without friends days are

"Sadday", Moanday, Tearsday, Wasteday, Thirstday, Frightday. Shatterday..... So, always have a friend......
Sender: Mr. Yogesh (Kaku), Panjab
08-01-2010 / 8:43PM

• "The best brains of a nation may be found at the last benches of class rooms."

Abdul Kalam ?
First ever message which inspires us...
Sender : Mr. Yogesh (Kaku), Panjab
8-1-2010 / 8:44PM

• 2mrw all Schools & colleges will be holiday.

Just inform to all....
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Reason: Rosi miss ka kutta mar gaya.....!
Aaa Woooooooooooo.........
Sender: Mr. Youges (Kaku), Panjab
08-1-2010 / 08:46Pm

• Mil jati hai kitno ko khushi,

mil jate hai kitno ko gum.
SMS isliye bhejte hai Hum,
Taaki dur rehkar bhi hamari
"DEHSHAT na ho KAM......"
Sender: Mrs. Madhu praveen
8-1-2010 / 8:56PM

• Bhul kar bhi kisi ko na rulana.

Life me sabko hasana, dushman ko bhi gale lagana,
agar phir bhi koi tension de to mujhe phone lagana
"TAPKA DENGE SAALE KO."
Sender: Mr. Yogesh (Kaku), Panjab
8-1-2010 / 8:59 PM

• Raste chalte hathi ne chiti ko chhed diya.

Naraj chiti hathi ki wife ko coplaint karte boli
"BHI SAB KO SAMJHA LO WARNA MARD HAMARE GHAR BHI H."
Gud n8
Sender: Vikas Agarwal
8-1-2010 / 9:32PM

• 7 tips to be happy in life:

1. Never be late!
2. Don't cheat !
3. Live simple !
4. Expect little !
5. Work more !
6. Always smile !
7. Never Break - Good Relations !
Gud nit
Sender: Mr. Dhanraj Verma
8-1-2010 / 10:34PM


Good Good
Good Good
Good Good
Good Good
Good Good
GoodGood
Goodood
Goo0d
Good
NIGHT
&
Sweet Dreams............
Sender: Mr. Dhanraj Verma
8-1-2010 / 10:38PM


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Daro Mat,
kabhi-kabhi Mobile par SMS Padne waale ki tasveer aa jaati hai .....
GUD MRN
Sender: Mr. Balraj Denwal
9-1-2010 / 06:01 AM

• Success without postive attitude is called "LUCK"

Success with postive attitude is called "ACHIVEMNT"
Gud Morning
Sender: Mr. Hemant Bari, AJMER
09-1-2010 / 06:15 AM

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4 U APKI HAR SUBHA IN POOLO KI TARAH MEHK TI RAHE...
Good Morning
sender: Ms. Madhu Praveen
9-1-2010 / 06:48 AM

• One special surpris 4 U

Close ur eyes ! 10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1

Khak Surpriz ? Tumne aankh band hi nahi kari.
GD Mn
Sender : Mr. Viskas
09-10-2010 / 06:50 AM

• Dosto ki kadar karte hai Hum itni

• Aasman me roshni hai jitni

Yakin n ho to call kar ke dekh lo
Hum karenge baat aapse utni
Aapke mobile me LAXMI hai Jitni.
Sender : Ms. Madhu Praveen
09-01-2010 / 06:53 AM

• Life Style

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Agar koi tmhe pathar mare..
To tum par farz hai ki ..
Tum us par phool phenko...
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Lekin
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Ghamle ke sath..
Sender : Mr. Anuj Sharma
09-1-2010 / 7:03 AM

• Wo maza na red lable me.

Na Taaj me
Na pori duniya ke Raaj me,
Na sur me,
Na Saaz me,
Na Kuber ke khazanae me.
Jo Maza hai Subah Uthkar Fir se So Jane me....
Sender : Ms. Priti Bala
09-1-2010 / 07:07 AM


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A sweet bird!knocking at ur window
Just to say
GUD MORNING
Sender : Mr. Dhanraj
09-1-2010 / 07:48 AM

C(,_,) C(._,)
Chai ke cup ke sath
Gud Morning
Sender : Mr. Dhanraj
09-01-2010 / 07:57AM

• Is Pyari se Subah mein,

pyare se mausam mein,
pyari se koyal ki awaaz, pyari si hawaaon mein,
sabse pyare insaan ko aur sabse pyare dost ko
Good Morning
Sender : Mr. Vikas
09-01-20102 / 09:23AM

• Pani ki bunde pholo ki bhigo rahi hai @

Thandi -thandi lahre tajagi jaga rahi hei.
Ho jaoo aap bhi enme Sahmil ? EK pyari si subah aap ko jag rahi !
Good Morning
Sender : Mr. Vikas
09-01-2010 / 10:15 AM

• Examiner - Ye kaun si bird hai iski tang dekh kar batao..

Student - Mujhe nahi pata.
Examier -Tum fail ho gaye whats ur name?
Student- Lo Meri Tang dekhkr pta laga lo.
Sender - Mr. Anuj Sharma
9-1-2010 / 01:32PM

• Bapu Bole agr koi sms na kre,

to tension mat lo use sms krte raho,
Bole to ful inmrta ke sath,
ek din uska hirday parivartan hoga phir vo msg nhi call bhi karega.
Sender - Mr. Vikas
9-1-2010 / 08:16PM

• Saas Bahu se - Aaj se tum mujhe mummy or sasur ko papa kahna.

Bahu seekh gai.
Shaam ko jab patidev ghar aaye to patni boli mummy bhaiya ghar aa yaye hai.
Sender : Mrs. Kiran Chandra pal
09-01-2010 / 8:33 PM

• Pink : Sweet Heart

Blue : Bst friend
Red : I Love U.
Black: Enemy.
Yellow : Some 1 very special.
Green : I like U.
Orange : 4 ever friends
"Whats my color in ur Life"
Reply
Sender : Mrs. Kiran Chandra Pal
9-1-2010 / 8:36PM

• She is hot !

She is sweet !
She always Needs A lip 4 kiss!
Whole world is Mad 4 her!
Who? Who is she ?
Do you know?
Answer - Tea.
Chai piyo mast jio
Sender : Mr. Vikas
9-1-2010 / 9:01 PM

• SMS krne ke 4 fayde -

1. Mobile me jang nhi lgti.
2. jise bhejo wo khush ho jata he.
3. Time pass ho jata he.
4. Kanjus
Kon-Kon h, ye pata chal jata h.
Sender - Mrs. Anjana Gahlot
9-1-2010 / 09:43PM

• Ye dosti meri nahi hamari hai,

isliye to sab risto se pyari hai,
Moomkin nahi dosto ka roj milna.
Tabhi to sms ka silsila jari hai.
Sender : Mr. Bhag Chand Lekhara
9-1-2010 / 9:45 PM

• Girl : Jaan Mujhe Aise PROPOSE karo jaise Aaj tak kisi ne nahi kiya ho.

Boy : Slapped her and said, Kamini, I love U. Mujhse shadi karke mujhe tabah kar de Kambakht.
Sender - Mr. Vikas Agarwal
10-1-2010 /07:33AM

• Achhe Dost ki 3 nishaniyan:

1. Kamine kabhi phone nhi karte.
2. Zaleel has-has ke sms padte he.
3. kitni bezati ho jaye besharm sms pura padte he.
Sender: Mr. Vikas Agarwal
10-1-2010 / 07:39 AM

• Raat pe savera chha gaya.

suraj roshni ke saath aa gaya.
Ye mahaul subaha ka sabhi ko bha gaya.
Aur aap ne aankh kholi to hamara sms aa gaya...
good morning
Sender : Mr. Dhanraj
10-1-2010 / 07:57 AM

• Santa on phone - Maa khush khabri he.

Ma: bol bet.
Santa : hum 2 se 3 ho gaye.
Maa - Beta hua ya beti ?
Santa : Na beta na beti Maa, teri bahu ne dusri shadi karli.
Sender : Ms. Asha
10-1-2010 / 08:19 AM

• Zindagi ek gift hai, kabul kijiye.

Zindagi ek ehsas hai, Mahsus kijiye.
Zindani ek milan hai, pyar kijiye.
Zindagi akhir zindagi hai, Jee lijiye...
Sender : Mr. Anuj Sharma
10-1-2010 / 09:35PM

• Morning is GOD's way of saying 1 more tym:

G, live lyf, mk a diffrence. touch hearts....
ncourage minds. inspire souls n njoy day... GM
Sender : Ms. Anjana Gahlot
10-1-2010 / 10:18 AM

• An artist was asked at award functiond at Award function. "Which is your best painting?"

He replied , "My next one!."
Let our aim for tomorrow be higher than Achievment of to day!
Sender : Mr. Hemant Bari, Ajmer
10-1-2010 / 11:30AM

• Jaanwron ki party me chuha 4 pek laga ke st tha.

Billi- Aaj party na hoti to me tujhe kha jaati.
Chuha - Ja dur ja nhi to log kehnge k p k janani kut di.
Sender : Mr. Dhanraj
10-1-2010 / 3:56PM

• Ek truck susre truck ko rassi se bandhkar le ja raha tha.

Ye dekh sardar hans hans kar lotpot ho gaya
aur kahne laga ek rassi ko le jane ke liye 2-2 truck....
Sender : Mr. Yogesh Verma
10-1-2010 / 07:31PM

• College ke 1st day.

Naughty boys- what's ur name baby?
Girl - Mujhe sab didi bulate hai!
Boy - Wow! what's a coincident. mujhe sab jijai bulate hai..!!!!
Sender : Mr. Yogesh Verma
10-1-2010 / 07:31 PM

• Mera SMS nahi ata isliye gussa ho...ye lo

SMS,
SMS,
SMS,
SMS
ye lo chote sms
sms
sms
sms
sms
ye lo remis wale
sMs
sMs
sMs
ye lo styal vale
$M$
$M$
$M$
ab khush
Sender : Ms. Jyoti Girdhar
10-1-2010 / 07:32PM

• Gum kabhi khatam nahi hota.

Ye batane se kabhi kam nahi hota.
Ye to humsafar hai un tanha dilo ka
jinke saath unka humdum nhi hota.....!!!
Sender: Mr. Yogesh Verma
10-1-2010 / 7:32PM

• Har saanz Keh Jaati hai ek kahani,

Har subah Le aati hai Nai kahani,
Raste toh badalte hai har din,
Lekin manzil heh jaati hai wohi purani.
Sender : Mr. Yougesh Verma
10-1-2010 / 7:33 PM

• A word 2 say,A word 2 hear.

• Evn in ur absencel feel u near,

Our relation is strong.
Hope it goes long. V'll remain frnds.
Til our heart goes on!
Sender : Mr. Yogesh Verma
10-1-2010 / 07:34PM

• An American couple had a black baby,

the husband did not believe that it was baby.
Husband: Why is d baby black ..?
Wife: U Hot, I Hot.. Baby burnt...
Sender: Mr. Yogesh Verma
10-1-2010 / 07:35PM

• Sardarni: Mera top utaro.

• Sardar: Ye lo

Sardarni: Mera skirt utaro
Sardar: ye lo
Sardarni: ab agar aaj ke baad mera kapde pehne to dekh lena!
Sender: Mr. Yogesh Verma
10-1-2010 / 07:36PM

• HEIGHT OF COUR AGE:

A senior student during ragging says : On ur marriage i'll kis ur wife.
Junior student : "Ok fine sir, but i'm going 2 marry ur sister.
Sender: Mr. Yogesh Verma
10-1-2010 / 07:37PM

• smile is a cooling system of heart.

sparking system of eyes.
Lightening system of face.
Realxing system of mind,
So activate all ur system a keep smiling.
Sender: Mr. Yogesh Verma
10-1-2010 / 07:37PM

• Ragging ke waqt ladko ne ek ladki se kaha.

Ek sawal ka jawab do- Patna ke ahan hai?
Ladki- Bihar me.
Boys: Yahi pat jao itne door jaane ki kya jarurat hai...
Sender: Mr. Yogesh Verma
10-1-2010 / 07:39PM

• Ek sardar apne marrige certificate ko ek ghante se dekha rha tha.

Wife : tussi inni der se ki dekha rahe ho?
Sardar: expiry date dhoond rha hu.
GUD N8
Sender: Mr. Vikas Agarwal
10-1-2010 / 08:59PM

• Shopkeeper - Madam... aap hamari dukan pe 2 mahine se aa rhi ho par kuchh leti kyu nahi?

Lady: chalo 100 ka chhutta de do...!!
Gudnit
Sender: Mr. Balraj Denwal
10-1-2010 / 09:25PM

• Sonu aur nikki zidd kar rhe the ki monkey dekhna hai.

Chandu mene tumhaare ghar ka pata de diya he.
Agar aaye to 2-3 JUMP mar dena bachche he khush ho jayenge.
Gud night
Sender: Mr. Balraj Denwal
10-1-2010 / 09:35PM

• Tanhai ko yadon se sajay karte he.

hum khud hi apne aap ko sataya karte h.
Har raat apko apne khawabo me lekar,
din bhar ki dastan sunaya karte he.
gud night
Sender: Mr. Dhanraj Verma
10-1-2010 / 10:15PM

• Jab khuda ne aapko banaya hoga,

varsho tak nihara hoa. salo tak dekha hoga.
aur ek pal ke liye jarur socha hoga
"ARE BAARE YO KAI BAN GYO"
Sender: Mr. Dhanraj Verma
10-1-2010 / 10:17PM

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Pure 1 darjan desi ghee ke Laddu h.
Meri taraf se sardi ka tohfa.
Roj khana.
Pure hone par sms krna. fir dubara bej denge.
"HAPPY WINTER"
G9t
Sender: Mr. Dhanraj Verma
10-1-2010 / 10:18PM

• 1970 ke zamane ki maa: beta apne dharm ki ladki se shadi krna.

1980 : apne cast ki ldki se.
1990: apne leve ki ladki se....
2000: apne desh ki .....
2009: haramkhor shadi ladki se hi karna....
Sender: Mr. Dhanraj Verma
10-1-2010 / 10:19PM

• Aoge jab ghar hamare hum dip jala lenge.

Jab miloge hum Eid mana lenge
Dosti ka na koi mandir hai na masjid
Jaha DUA magoge wahi Sar jhuka lenge.
Sender: Mr. Dhanraj Verma
10-1-2010 / 10:23PM

• Aap kbhi na chuka sko wo loan hai hum.

Jo hamesh bajti rhe wo tone hai hum..
Ab to pehchan gye hoge k kon hai hum....?
SMS ki Duniya ke DON hai hum?
Gudnight
Sender: Mr. Dhanraj Verma
10-1-2010 / 10:28PM

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Sender: Mr. Dhanraj Verma
11-1-2010 / 07:09AM

• Doctor: Ye mar chuka hai.

Tabhi mareej bol pada: "mai Zinda hu!"
Mareej ki biwi tum chup raho ji hamesha apni hi chalate ho,
itna bada doctor kya jhut bolenga.
Sender: Mr. Dhanraj Verma
11-1-2010 / 07:23AM

• ek ladka ek ldki ka pichha kr rha tha.

ladki: tumhe pta h piche meri ma aa rhi h.
Ladka: hum to khandani aashik he tumhari maa ke piche mere papa bhi aa rhe he.
Sender: Mr. Dhanraj Verma
11-1-2010 / 07:26AM

• Bhikhari: Saab 6 rupe de do, coffee pini he.

man: ek coffee to 3 rupe ki aati he.
bhikhari: saab sathe me Girl friend bhi he.
man: Bhikhari hokar GF banali
Bhikhari: Nahi saab GF ne bhikhari bana diya.
Sender: Mr. Dhanraj Verma
11-1-2010 / 07:31AM

• Faqir: Allah ke naam par de do.

Maf kro baba.
Faqir: Beta kuch to de do.
achcha baba jo ye sms pad rha ha usko le jao.
Faqir: Bheek mangi thi bhikari nhi.
Sender: Mr. Dhanraj Verma
11-1-2010 / 07:34AM

• Pyar: Dukho ka bazar.

Premi: Dukho ka kharidar.
Premika : Dukho ki dukandar.
Mata-pita: bich ki Diwar.
Bahen: Salahkar.
Bhai: pitne ko tayaar.
Ye he LOVE ka BIG Bazar.
Sender: Mr. Dhanraj Verma
11-1-2010 / 07:37 AM

• Lo ji.

Finally
"asi" jag gayi ha.
so jina ne v gudmrng krni hai line vich aao.
tokan mi rhe n, 1 duje nu dhakha ni marna. 9 waje tk khule drshan honge.
gud mrning
Sender: Mr. Anuj Sharma
11-1-2010 / 08:20AM

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I have send to You 25o gram garm grm Jalebies.
Aaj ka nashta meri taraf se.
"Good Afternoon"
Sender: Ms. Asha
11-1-2010 / 01:15PM

• If u r not care ful with d things u say.

whn bad times come h
come will be d last place they will want to go.
Silence is go Iden! Gud Mr'ng (Have a nice day)
Sender: Mr. Vikas Agarwal
11-1-2010 / 01:30PM

• Yaar roothe to rab roothe.

Yaar fir roothe to jag choote.
Yaar fir roothe to dil toote.
Yaar fir roothe...
to chappal maro usko. ye to roj roj ka natak ho gya.
Sender: Mr. Anuj Sharma
11-1-2010 / 01:30AM

• Arz kia hai: Insan insan ko das rha hai.

wah.... wah....
insan insan ko das raha hai.
Wah... Wah...
Aur saanp side mai betha hans raha hai....
Sender: Mr. Dhanraj Verma
11-1-2010 / 02:19PM

• Are! diwano

Mujhe pahchano

kaha se aaya

mai hoo kaun?

Mai hun kaun

Mai hun

mai hun

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Are dhakhan!
uper inbox me naam nahi dikha kya!
Sender: Mr. Dhanraj Verma
11-1-2010 / 02:22PM

• Jackie Chain

ki saas ka
Kidnap Kar diya to use kaun wapas layega?
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"Vicks veporub"
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Kyu?
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Kyun k
VICKS Vaporub
Lauta ye
Chain ki saas.
Sender: Mr. Dhanraj Verma
11-1-2010 / 02:29PM

• Your account has been recharged successfully by Rs. 11000.

Your account balance is Rs. 11067.56
dekho to chehra aisa khil gaya jaise Bandar ko Kela mi gya.
Sender: Mr. Vikas Agarwal
11-1-2010 / 04:39PM

• Husband : Raat ko maine ek horror movie dekhi,

ek churail kabhi mere agay kabhi peechye or kabhi saath chal rahi thi.
Wife: kaun si movie thi?
Husband : Apni shadi ki.
Sender: Ms. Madhu praveen
11-1-2010 / 04:58PM

• Chota sardar : papa apki shadi ho gai.

Papa: haa.
Chota Sardar: Kisse hoi..
Papa: Bewkuf teri mummy se ...
chota Sardar: Wah papa ghar me hi seting kar li.
Sender: Ms. Asha
11-1-2010 / 06:13PM

Jin: kya hukum hai mere aaka..?
Aaka: mre a/c me 50 cr. cash aur katrina se shadi 10 sec mein kara do.
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Jin: Aaka...1

Hukum karo
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bakwass nhi.
Sender: Ms. Asha
11-1-2010 / 06:13PM

• Father: Tipu Sultan Kaun tha?

Son: Pata nhi
Father: School jao to pata chale .
Son: Mahesh Uncle kaun hai?
Father : Pata nhi.
Son: Ghar par rho to pata chale.
Sender: Ms. Asha
11-1-2010 / 06:14PM

• Ur eyes r phataka,

Ur lips rocket,
Ears r Bomb,
Nose is phuljadi,
Styale is anar,
Personality is chakri.
Ab msg karte rehna varna I m coming with agarbatti.
Sender: Mr. Vikas Agarwal
11-1-2010 / 08:50PM

• ..........

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na na
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bus fog ki vajah se kuch dikh nhi rha hai.
Happy Fog Season!
Gud Morning
Sender: Mr. Vikas Agarwal
12-1-2010 / 06:30AM

• Bhagwan kare har din suraj bankar aye.

Din ka ujala khas bankar aaye.

Kabhi na door ho apke chehre se muskaan,
Har naya din aisa mehman bankar aaye
Gd Mng
Sender: Mr. Hemant Bari, Ajmer
12-1-2010 / 06:54AM

• Good Morning.

are aaj didi ko msg krna bhool gaya kya.
fog wala msg bhej.
Sender: Ms. Anjana Gahlot
12-1-2010 / 07:48AM

• Jago utho or apne "Lakshya" ko prapat karo

or tab tk mat ruko jab tak "Lakshya" prapt na ho jay.
- Sawami Vivekanan
Happy Yuth Day
Ao yuva divas mnaye.
Sender: Mr. Dhanraj Verma
12-1-2010 / 10:41AM

• be vegetarian! bcoz

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tum jo khate ho vo kaha nikalte ho! Toilet me
& Toilet se talab /sea/ river me & fir fish ke pet me
& fish tumhaare pet me ab samajhe tum kya khate ho! so be Vegetarian
& TaZa Khao...
Sender: Mr. Vikas Agarwal
12-1-2010 / 10:57AM

A
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A

A
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Aa

Aaa
Aaaa
Aaaaaa
AAAaachii !!!!!
sorry
Mausam hi Aisa h...
Apna khayal rkhana.
gud morning
Sender: Mr. Dhanraj Verma
12-1-2010 / 11:13AM

• Patni : Dekho Mukesh 2 Uski patin se kitna pyar karat hai.

Tum kyo nihi karte.
Pati: Karunga Yadi mukesh ko koi taklif na ho to....
Sender: Mr. Anuj Sharma
12-1-2010 / 02:36PM

• Raat ko hmesha kapde utar k sona chahiye.

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OK !

Barish ka kuch pata nhi hota, kab suru ho jaye.
Sender: Mr. Anuj Sharma
12-1-2010 / 06:56PM

• Ladkiwale : Beta drink karte ho?

Ji haa.

Cigarate?
har Roj.

Jua / satta?
Bilkul..

Danga-fassad?
Aadat hai

Saari nagative baaten hai ya kuch positive v hai?
Hai na..
HIV+ (GN8)
Sender: Mr. Vikas Agarwal
12-1-2010 / 07:21PM

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"Miss call" ki behad safalta ke baad now 1st time in "India" pesh karte h.
MISS sms.
Gud ni8
Sender: Mr. Anuj Sharma
12-1-2010 / 09:09PM

• Govt. promisd jiske 5 bachche h use ghar degi.

Santa had 3.
Wife se - pdosan ke 2 bachche mere h unko lata hoo.
(lane ke baad)
Santa - apne 3 kaha gaye?
Wife- Jinke the wo le gye....
Sender: Mr. Dhanraj Verma
12-1-2010 / 10:31PM

• Suna h aap ka dimag bahut chalta h.

................... Que. kisi "Indian" Ladki ka naam batao jis ke naam me "A" "E" "I" "O" "U"
nhi aata ho......
Its' a chellenge.
Gdnt
Sender: Mr. Vikas Agarwal
12-1-2010 / 11:18PM

• So rahe ho?

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-:(
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aankhe kholo
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(@

Dono kholo
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ab muskurao
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(@

Jaag gaye?

ab fir so jao...

Sender: Mr. Dhanraj Verma
12-1-2010 / 10:41PM

• U

R
MY
BEST
SMART
CUTE
LOVABLE
SWEETEST
&
INTELIGENT
FRIEND
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NOTE: Is msg ke sabhi shabad kalpanik hai inka wastavikta se koi samband nhi hai.
Gmorning
Sender: Mr. Dhanraj Verma
13-1-2010 / 07:44AM

• Zindagi sales hai.

Rishte target.
Wife daily reporting.
Aulad incentive.
Jawani comittment.
Budhapa achivement.
Maut Pramotion.
LEKIN DOSTI
"Net Profit"
Sender: Mr. Dhanraj Verma
13-1-2010 / 07:45AM

• Wishing you a very happy Lohri.

May the lohri fire burn all the moments of sadness and bring you warmth of joy.
happiness and love.
Sender: Mr. Yogesh Verma
13-1-2010 / 11:22AM

• @

_?_
( '-' )
<)(> I Mis
!! U
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( '-' )
!)(? Do u miss
!! Me?
_?_
( '-' ) No..?
!)(>
?/
Ok Fine !
Paise do is SMS ke!
Sender: Mr. Vikas Agarwal
13-1-2010 / 06:25PM

• Mungfli di khushbu te gurh di mithaas,

Makki di roti te sarso da saag.
Dil di khushi te aapneya da pyar,
Mubarak hove twanu
LOHRI ka Tyohar...
Sender: Mr. Yogesh Verma
13-1-2010 / 07:21PM

• Coffee ki hushbu

Patango ki bahar SAKRANTI ka din aane ko tayar
Thodi si masti
Thodia sa pyar
Sadda+ Manjha + pantang rakho tayaar.
Happy Makarsankranti .....
Sender: Ms. Anjana Gahlot
13-1-2010 / 08:33PM

• Koyal ko awaz

"Mubarak"
Awaz ko sur
"Mubarak"
Sur ko sangeet
"Mubarak"
Aur aapko hamari taraf se sabse pahale
"Lohari Mubarak"
Sender: Mr. Anuj Sharma
13-1-2010 / 10:08PM

• Swarg se laxmi.

Vaikunth se vishnu,
Kailash se Mahadev,
Bramlok se brahma or
Prathvi lok se Dhanraj ka advance me
Makarsankrati mubarak ho...
Sender: Mr. Dhanraj Verma
13-1-2010 / 10:35AM

• Mandir ki ghanti,

Arti ki thali,
Nadi ke kinare suraj ki lali.
Jindige me aaye khushiyo ki bahar,
Apko mubarak ho
"Sankranti ka tyohar"
Gud morning
Sender: Mr. Dhanraj Verma
14-1-2010 / 09:33AM

• Jab koi baat bigad jaye.

Jab dil gam se bhar jaaye
Jab aapke aankh bhar aaye
aur jab dil doot jaye
Tab sirf ek hi baat kehna
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Aae Ganpat
Chal Daru la...
Sender: Mr. Dhanraj Verma
14-1-2010 / 10:23AM

• Kisi ko palko pe mat bithao waha sirf sapne baste hain bithao to

***************
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**DIL Me**
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Jahan Sirf Apne
Baste hai"
Sender: Mr. Dhanraj Verma
14-1-2010 / 10:26PM

• Unki galiyon me gaya to.

Woh phool barsane lage,
Jab unki mummy ne dekha,
to gamle bhi sath aane lage...
Sender: Mr. Vikas Agarwal
14-1-2010 / 10:38PM

• Nick name bring frndz close,

so send me a cut nick name prfctly matching my charactr.
Forward to ur frndz n c how many cute names u hav.
Reply pls jaldi....
Sender: Mr. Yogesh Verma
14-1-2010 / 10:57PM

• Nice lines.....

Why v have
so many Temples,
ifGod is every where?
A wise man said.
Air is everywhere,
bt we still need a fan to feel it..
Have a nice day.
Sender: Mr. Hemant Bari, Ajmer
15-1-2010 / 06:45AM

• Accident took place.

Crowd gathered.
Raju Couldn't get in to see the spot.
He cried - My father.
Crowd made way for him and it was a donkeys accident.
Sender: Mr. Vikas Agarwal
15-1-2010 / 07:19AM

• Gulshan me bhawron ka fera ho gaya

Purab me suraj ka dera ho gaya
Muskaan ka saath.
Aankhein khol pyare
Ek baar fir savera ho gaya
Good Morning...
Sender: Mr. Balraj Denwal
15-1-2010 / 07:395AM

• A chiti saw a Box of Gud.

The same time she saw a Handsome Makoda.
Chiti Left Gud & Followed Makoda.

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Bcoz
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Gud se Mitha Ishq!Ishq... hai
Sender: Mr. Dhanraj Verma
15-1-2010 / 08:05AM

• What is Tension

Ladki ne apse lift mangi,
Raste me uski Tabiyat kharab hui,
aap hospital le gay,
Doctor Bola, aap baap banne wale ho
apko Tenson !
aap bole me iske baachche ka bap nhi. ladi se pucha to boli yehi bap ha.
aapko fir se Tenson.
Police aayee apka chekup hua to pata laga ki aap to kabhi baap ban hi nhi sakte.
aap khush ki chalo jaan bachi.
aap ghar ko aye or apne 2 ldko ko dekh kr socha ki jab me baap ban hi nhi skta to inka baap kon ha ?????
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Ye ha asli Tenson !
Sender: Mr. Vikas Agarwal
15-1-2010 / 12:00PM

• Mere hath me tera hath ho,

tere hat me baju vale ka hath ho aur uske hath me mera hath ho....
Fir ?
Oye fir kya 3no milke khelenge gum gum chakri-bapu layo bakri...
Sender: Mr. Dhanraj Verma
15-1-2010 / 2:55PM

• Wndrful Cmbnation this wrld.

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Hrt & Bts
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Nht & Mn
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Msic & Sngs
Roses & Love
Fsh & Water
U & Me
My fre msgs & Ur cstly smile....
Sender: Ms. Madhu Praveen
15-1-2010 / 05:13PM

• @(v.v)@

Mata Vaisno Devishno devi apki manokamna puri kre
aapko kasam ha mata k is sms ko 9 logo ko bejo apko
1 khushkhabri jarur milegi..
Sender: Mr. Yogesh Verma
15-1-2010 / 07:33PM

• Rawan: Cigarette hai kya?

Hanuman : Nahi hai.
Ram: Jhuth Q bol rahe ho?
Hanuman: Prabhu aap chup rahiye saale ke 10 sir hai pura packet pee jayega...
Sender: Mr. Dhanraj Verma
15-1-2010 / 10:10PM

• Garib Ramu JOCKY ki chaddi laya

or gaon me sabhi ko dhoti uchi kr kr ke dikhane laga.
Ghar aaya or almari kholi, to wo behosh ho gya.
Dekha chaddi to Almari me thi...
Sender: Mr. Anuj Sharma
15-1-2010 / 10:59PM

• Watch aaj tak news...

48 college girls admitted in Hospital for sucide attempt....
Reason - My mobile was busy yesterd....
Bechari Girls.....
Sender: Mr. Vikas Agarwal
16-1-2010 / 06:27PM

• Ladka bola

"Dilruba"
Ladki boli
"Pizza Khila"
Vo Bola
"Paise nahi"
Ye boli
"Aise nahi"
vo bola
"Mehangai hai"
Ladki boli
"Aaj se tu mera bhai hai.....!"
Sender: Mr. Dhanraj Verma
16-1-2010 / 06:31PM

• Jab tum angdayi let ho mera hum nikal jata hai.

Jab tum angdayi leth ho to mera dum nikal jata hai,
Arre thoda deodrant lagane main tera kya jata hai.....
Sender: Mr. Vikas Agarwal
16-1-2010 / 08:47PM

• A Beautiful Life does Not just happen..

It is Built Daily, in Prayer, Huminity, Sacrifice and Love.
May a Beautiful life Be yours everey day!
Gudmng.
Sender: Mr. Balraj Denwal
17-1-2010 / 07:19AM

• 1 bacha apni Maa se pitne k bad ghar ke bahar betha tha.

Papa ne pucha to bacha bola Papa tumhari biwi k sath ab
mera guzara nahi ho sakta mujhe meri biwi chahiye.
Sender: Mr. Vikas Agarwal
7-1-2010 / 07:29AM

• Girl: Jaan Mujhe aise PROPOSE kro jaise aaj tak kisi ne na kiya ho.

Boy: Slapped her and said, Kamini, I love U, Mujhse shadi karke mujhe tabah kar de kambakht.
Sender: Mr. Vikas Agarwal
17-1-2010 / 07:30AM

• Gandhi ke 3 bandar the.

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1 mar gaya.
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2sra goreign gaya huya hai.
AUR
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teesra MSG
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Nahi padh raha yaar aap hmesha khud ko bandar Q smjhate ho..
GM
Sender: Mr. Dhanraj Verma
17-1-2010 / 08:41AM

• U r a Monkey!

Don't feel bad monkey means
"M"odern
"O"bedient
"N"eatful
"K"indful
"E"xcellent
"Y"oung
C now U r smiling Gud morning Monkey!!!!!
Sender: Mr. Vikas Agarwal
17-1-2010 / 10:48AM

• Today is Veerappan's 3rd Death Aniversary.

The legendry daaku.
In his memory, Please forward this sms to atleas 1 local criminal.
I have done my duty!
Sender: Mr. Yogesh Verma
17-1-2010 / 07:43PM

• Joke: Do aadmi they.

pehla bola: Tere pita kya karte hai?
Dusra Bola: Logan ko Aashirwad dete hai.
Pehla: kya bhagwan hai?
Dusra: Nahi yaar, Bhikhari hain.
Sender: Mr. Dhanraj Verma
17-1-2010 / 09:52PM

• Gandhiji ne 18 saal ki umar me JIM jana shuru kiya.

Unko dekh kar British Queen ne kaha: wah kya body hai!!!!
Tab se Gandhiji ne Kabhi shirt nahi pehni.
Sender: Mr. Dhanraj Verma
17-1-2010 / 09:54PM

• Once upn a tym james bond went to jngle n meet a mad dog.

bond: hey, m bond, james bond.
Dog bite hm n said: hey m kutta.
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dog again bite hm n said
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Pagal kutta.....
Sender: Mr. Yogesh Verma
18-1-2010 / 12:02AM

• Terrorists have capturd d Staff of OUR college n r demandng

Rs. 5,00,000/- or they 'll burn them wid petrol.
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Plz contribut....
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I have donatd
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15 litres!
Sender: Mr. Yogesh Verma
18-1-2010 / 12:08AM

• Bapu bole agr koi sms na kre.

to tension mat lo use sms krte raho.
bole to vinmrata k sath.
1 din uska hirday parivrtan hoga phir vo msg hi nhi call bhi karega.
Sender: Mr. Yogesh Verma
18-1-2010 / 12:11AM

• "Om shianeeswaraya Namaha":

Send this to 19 people including me.
Don't reglect, today is shani panchami &
2marrow U will have Good news 100% true.try plz.
Sender: Mr. Yogesh Verma
18-1-2010 / 12:56AM

• Hr gum ko pala nhi jata.

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Kanch ki chizo ko Uchala nhi jata.
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kuch krna ha to mehnat kro yaaro.
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Har Baat ko
AAL IZZ WEEL
bol ke taal nhi jata...
GM
Sender: Mr. Anuj sharma
18-1-2010 / 06:45AM


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:!i!i!i!i!i
('.')!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!
" " " "
hi! mai kachuaa hu
Good night kahne yaya tha.
But i m too slow na to aate aate SUBAH ho gayi so
GUD Morning
Sender: Mr. Dhanraj Verma
18-1-2010 / 07:10AM

• A nice thought :

"when we have the he art to forget those who made us smile,
why can't we have the heart to forginve someone who made us cry"
Sender: Mr. Vikas Agarwal
18-1-2010 / 07:23AM

• Pic any 1 of these

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hammer
handle
gun
pipe
tube
mike
rod
stick
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And hit urself with it,
4 not msging me
g morning.
Sender: Ms. Madhu Praveen
18-1-2010 / 09:23AM

• Mehfil mein sabki nazar aap par thi.

aur aapki khushi ka thikana na tha.
jab aapne apni nazrein jhukakar dekha,
toh aapki Taangon mein pajama nahi tha.
Sender: Mr. Dhanraj Verma
18-1-2010 / 10:49AM

• Mena Jannat ka drwaja .

Awaj aayi kya chahiye.
mene kha kaamyaabi,
Khushiya,
Lambi umr,
Aawaj aai kiske liye
mene kha jo is waqt sms padh rha ha uske liye.....
Sender: Mr. Jyoti Girdhar Kala
18-1-2010 / 11:41AM

• *************** if u luv ur papa

send dis lucky stars to 10 gd frnds immedia tely U'll get goodluck in ur papa's life.
Sorry cam't neglect
I luv my Papa & hope (....)
Sender: Mr. Yogesh Verma
18-1-2010 / 12:01PM

• Delivery ke baad bachche ki mutthi band thi.

Mutthi khol ke dekha gaya to usme "I-Pill' goli thi aur haath me likha tha
"Jaako rakhe saiya maar sake na koi"
Sender: Mr. Dhanraj Verma
18-1-2010 / 05:02PM

• Rat nahi khwab badlta hai.

Mangil nahi karvaa badlte hai.
Jazba rakho hardam "Jitne" k.
Kyunki kismat chahe badle ba badle par Waqt jarur badlta hai.
g night
Sender: Ms. Madhu Praveen
18-1-2010 / 07:42PM

• Angry husband sent SMS to father- in-low

"your product not matching my requirements".
Smart father-in-low -
"Warranty expired. manufacturer not responsible !"
Gud night
Sender: Mr. Balraj Denwal
18-1-2010 / 09:15PM

• Govt. of India ne Elaan kiya hay

k


tamam khoobsurat logon ko.
es mulk se nikala ja raha hai.
Don't worry
u r 100% save
Lekin
main kahan jaon?
GD NT
Sender: Mr. Vikas Agarwal
18-1-2010 / 10:05PM

• Der r 100 flowers in this world

Rest 99 flowers r busy Nw....
N 1 is readin this msg!
Send this 2 every 1
u knw...
Includin me....
If u like me....
If u get back

1- u're in poor relation.
2- u ned sum 1 2 support.
3- u r fren 2 many.
4- sum 1 loves u.
5+ - sum 1 is prayin 2 God 2 marry u...
Try ur luck....
Sender: Mr. Yogesh Verma
20-1-2010 / 12:41 AM

• Har dua main apki khushi mangi hai,

aapke liye sitaro se roshni mangi hai.
Zindagi main koi bhi gam na ho khuda se apke liye wo
Zindagi mangi hai.
Sender: Mr. Dhanran Verma
20-1-2010 / 09:25 PM

• "Nind" me ho to

"Sapna" Bhejo
"Yade" Bhejo
"Hans" rhe ho to "Joke" bhejo
"Ro" rho ho to "Aashu" bhejo.
Aur "SMS" pad rhe ho to Reply bhejo....
Sender: Mr. Dhanran Verma
20-1-2010 / 09:50PM

Zamana kitna kharab ho gaya h.....
Har sawaal ultaa jawab ho gaya h....

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Na call na miss call na sms ko jawab.

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Har koi mobile rakh ke nawab ho gaya he...
Gud night
Sender: Mr. Dhanran Verma
20-1-2010 / 09:51 PM

• Kaash

ye Fasle Na hote

Kaash
Ye Duriya na Hoti

Kaash
Aap aur hum aaj Saath Saath hote
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To
To
to
to
to
Mere SMS ke paise Bach Jaate Na yaar..
Sender: Mr. Dhanran Verma
20-1-2010 / 09:54 PM

• A Tragic lov story

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A pig fell in lov with a hen.
1 day dey kissed each other.
Next day d pig die d of Bird Flu
Bird Died of Swine Flu
"AJAB PREM KI GAJB KAHAANI"
Sender: Mr. Vikas Agarwal
20-1-2010 / 10:11 PM

• Santa ka ghar sasural wale aaye.

Biwi ne kaha: Mehmano ke liye jakar bahar se kuch le aao"

Santa bahaar gaya
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aur
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Taxi leke aya...
Sender: Mr. Dhanran Verma
21-1-2010 / 07:21 AM

• 1 Ladki aur Sardar ko pyaar ho gaya

Ladki: Sardar ji aapko meri bilkul parwah nahi .
sardar: Oye pagli, Pyaar karne wale kisi hi parwah nahi karte..
Gm
Sender: Mr. Dhanran Verma
21-1-2010 / 07:26 AM

• Moon is doobing..

Sun is oogging
bird r chillaying...
hen is khukduing...
flower r khushbumaring...
pekok is naching
All kahing
Gud morning
Sender: Mr. Dhanran Verma
21-1-2010 / 07:27 AM

• CHAAND aap se vida hokar Udas hai.

SURAJ aapse milne ko Bekrar H.
Aankhe Kholkar dekhiye to janab.
Aapkeo Good Morning wish karne ko hamara Message Taiyar hai...
Sender: Mr. Dhanran Verma
21-1-2010 / 07:29 AM

• Girl - Can kis a man?

Pandit - Ram Ram Ram..
Girl - Can I Kis a boy?
Pandit - Hare krshana hare krishan..
Sender: Mr. Vikas Agarwal
21-1-2010 / 08:13 AM

• Nxt Genration Children will sing in school:

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Twinkle twinkle 5 star...



I just wnt 2 go 2 bar,...


Whisky's rates are up so high,...


So drnk pauwa wid chaat fry!!...
Sender: Ms. Priti Bala
21-1-2010 / 07:26 AM

• Doctor pagal se : tum pagal Q hue?

Pagal : Maine 1 vidhva se shadi ki,
Uski Jawan Beti se mere Baap ne shadi ki
Yu meri wo Beti meri maa ban gai
Un k ghar beti hui to wo meri behan hui.
Magar mai Uski Nani ka pati tha is liye wo meri Nawasi bhi hui.
Isi tarha mera beta Apni Dadi ka bhai ban gaya or mai Apne bete ka bhanja
aur mera baap mera damaad ban gaya aur mera beta apne dada ka sala ban gaya aur ...
Doctor : Abey Chup kar sale kya mujhe bhi PAGAL krega....
Sender: Mr. Vikas Agarwal
21-1-2010 / 05:06 PM

• Ek Sardar ki ladai apne Baap se ho gayi

To usne apne baap ki Photo
Kabristaan Me Ek ped pe latka di.



Aur Neeche likh diya---

"Coming Soon"
Sender: Ms. Anjana Gahlot
21-1-2010 / 08:00 PM

• Fresh flowers are waiting to distrub u.

Hot coffe waiting to taste ur lips.
Sun, birds, cool air, all r looking at ur window to say u Good morning.
Sender: Mr. Anuj Sharma
22-1-2010 / 08:23 AM

• Lovely place

"kashmir"
Lovely Number
"143"
Lovely day
"14 feb"
Lovely organ
"Heart"
Lovely Building
"Taj Mahal"
Lovely gift
"Rose"
Lovely Friend
"Sirf Tum"
Sender: Mr. Vikas
22-1-2010 / 08:26 AM

• Santa "mere pas bangla hai, gaadi h bank balance h, tumhare pas kya he."

Banta "mere pas bhi bangla, gaadi aur bank balance h."
Santa "To sale apni maa kiske pas hai"
Sender: Mr. Anuj Sharma
22-1-2010 / 09:54 PM

• Kabhi shaam ko yaad aate ho kabhi subah ko yaad aate ho

kabhi kabhi to itne yaad aate ho ki aaina ham dekhte hai
or nazar aap aate ho.
Sender: Mr. Vikas
23-1-2010 / 08:07 AM

• Ram Ram frndwa,

kaisn ho,
hamar se kono galti hui gava ka?
Tohar smswa ke darshan kiye ek jamana beet gava.
tanik ek dui smswa bhijwaido hmar tuntuniya pe.
Sender: Mr. Vikas
23-1-2010 / 06:59 PM

• Ek pagalkhane me sabhi pagal naach rahe the,

ek pagal shant baitha tha.
Doctor: tum kyu nhi nach rahe?
Pagal: Bewkuf mai Dulha hu!!
"All is well"
Sender: Mr. Dhanraj
23-1-2010 / 10:46 PM

• Pani ki bunde phulon ko bhigo rahi hai,

thandi lehren ek tazgi jaga rahi hai,
Ho jaye aap bhi inme shamil
Ek payari si subah aapko jaga rahi hai....
Good Morning
Sender: Mr. Dhanraj
24-1-2010 / 08:51 AM

• Sardar DIMAG ko panime duba rha tha.

Biwi: kya hua?
Sardar: chlta nahi.
Biwi :
to pani me kyo duba rahe ho?
sardar: dekh raha hu kahi puncture to nahi hai.....
Gd mrng
Sender: Mr. Anuj
24-1-2010 / 09:28 AM

• Glas tute to kya awak ato h.

CRaSH....
Nai yr mumy ki awaj ati h
"Tod do sb dod do kmbkhto 1 bhi mat chhodna"
Tumre sasural wale aynge to roohafza lote me pilaungi !!!!
Sender: Ms.Madhu Praveen
24-1-2010 / 10:42 AM

• Ram Ram Sa...

Aajkaal apro SMS hi koni ave hai,
Naahi apro Phone ave hai,
Mahane to lage hai the "KANJOOS" ho gya ho.
2 Rupiyari chai kam pijo par risto mat bhul ja jo!
Sender: Mr. Dhanraj
24-1-2010 / 01:16 PM

• 2 sardar bank lutne gaye par gun bhul gaye,

phir bhi bank loot liya...
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kaise ???
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Manager bhi sardar tha Bola gun kal dikha jana...............
Sender: Ms. Anjana Gahot
24-1-2010 / 04:33 PM

• How can u spell "N?CE"

without "I"?

"POL?TE"
without "I"?
How can u
"SM?LE"
without "I" ?
How can u
"W?SH"
"I"?
Ab maan bhi jaao!
"I" m vry important.
Sender: Mr. Anuj
24-1-2010 / 06:13 PM

• PAGALPANTI

smart man + smart nari = Afair Jari
bevkuf man + smart nari = jeb khail
smart man + Bewkuf nari = magaj mari
bewkuf man+ bewkuf nari = Shadi.
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kya hua......
Sender: Mr. Vikas
25-1-2010 / 07:22 PM

• aaa

' ' ' ' ' ' ' '
c(""") c(""")
special NESCAFE COFFEE !
1 achhe di ki achhi suruaat.
1 aap k liye or 1mere liye !
Good morning
Sender: Mr. Hemant Bari, Ajmer
26-1-2010 / 05:14 AM

• Ummid ki had kab hoti hai?

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jab 99 saal ki budhiya apne mobile ko lifetime ke liye recharge krwati hai.....
Sender: Ms. Priti Bala
26-1-2010 / 09:20 AM

• Vikshit hota rashtra hamara,

rang lati har qurbaani hai,
fakash se apna parichaye dete hum saare Hindustani hai.
Gantantra Divas mubark.
hmara TIRANGA zindabad.
Sender: Mr. Vikas
26-1-2010 / 06:40 PM

• Sabse bada jhatka....

Jb husband suhag raat ki taiyaari kr raha ho....
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Aur Wife bole : Ji Sunte ho, condom kohinoor ka hi lena, dusre se mujhe allergy hai...
Sender: Mr. Vikas
26-1-2010 / 09:17 PM

• Kitne haseen ho tum.

Khud ko duniya ki nazar se bachaaya karo.
Aankhon me kaajal lagaana hi kaafi nahin.
Gale me nimbu-mirch to latkaaya karo...
Sender: Mr. Dhanraj
26-1-2010 / 10:39 PM

• "I LOVE YOU"

ye sms 10 ladkio ko bhejo Or paiye apne najdiki Police station jaane ka moka or sath me rhna, khan or badan malish ekdum free ............
To jaldi kijiye...
Sender: Mr. Dhanraj
26-1-2010 / 10:50 PM

• Koshish karo ki koi tumse na ruthe.

Zindgi me apno ka sath na chute
Rishte koi ho use aise nibhano ki us rishte ki dor zindgi bhar na toote.
Good morning
Sender: Mr. Dhanraj
27-1-2010 / 08:04 AM

• Ek operation k bad patient bola: doctor sab kya ab me rog se mukt hu....?

Beta doctor to niche reh gaya, mai to chitragupt hu ...!!!!!!!!!
Good morning
Sender: Mr. Dhanraj
27-1-2010 / 09:47 AM

• Zindgi ki kitab k kuch panne hote hai,

kuch apne, kuch begane hote hain,

pyar se sawar jati ha zindgi,

Bas pyar se rishte nibhane hote hai.

Gud mrng

Sander : Mr. Vikas

27/1/2010 Time: 11:29 AM

• Beautiful Thoughts in Beautiful Mind,

Beautiful Dreams in Beautiful Eyes

So

Enjoy this Beautiful Night

In

Beautiful Dreams……..

Sander : Mr. Dhanraj

27/1/2010 Time: 10:35 PM

• Do U know?

Shadi wale din juta chhupane ki Rasam Q hoti hai?

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Dulhe ko aakhri chance diya jata he ki

Ab bhi waqt he..

Nange paon Bhag jao….

Sander : Mr. Balraj Denwal

28/1/2010 Time: 09:41 AM

• (“._.”) aaj agar aapka SMS aayega to hi hum Roti khayenge

Varna

Varna

Panir-paratha aur kashmiri pulav ke baad Icecreem kha k Bhookhe hi so jayenge !

Sander : Mr. Dhanraj

28/1/2010 Time: 11:31 PM

• Arz kiya h – Jani jinke ghar shish eke hote h, wow o wow o…….

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Toilet raat ko hi ja skte h!!!!

Sander : Mr. Vikas

29/1/2010 Time: 08:06 AM

• Kadam -2 par hawa ki disha ka dhyan rakhana,

muskil samay me dosti ko yaad rakhana,

hamari yado ki khushbu zarur aayegi,

bs tum apni nak saf rakhna.

GM

Sander : Mr. Dhanraj

29/1/2010 Time: 09:30 AM

• Hathi Swimming pool me gira to sab machhliya bahar nikal gai.

Ek Machali hathi k pith par chad gai,

to dusri boli- “Duba saale ko duba”

Ladkion ko chhedta hai….

Sander : Mr. Dhanraj

29/1/2010 Time: 10:53 AM

• 2 minute k liye moun rkho plz,

un marcharo ki aatma ki shanty k liye, J

o kal raat apko kaatne k baad dybitiz se mar gaye.

Bcz “UR , So Sweet.” GUDMRNG

Sander : Mr. Vikas

29/1/2010 Time: 04:01 PM

• Teacher : Chintu ! batao 1 hath main kitni unglia hoti hain ?

Chintu : Mam 6.

Mam : Chintu kitni baar kaha hai nikar main hath daalkar mat gina kro.

Sander : Mr. Vikas

29/1/2010 Time: 04:19 PM

• Master ji – class me agar sache dil se bhagwan se prathna ki jaye to puri hoti hai.

Ladka: Rehne do sir agar aisa hota to aap hamare sir ji nhi sasur ji hote….
Sander : Mr. Anuj
29/1/2010 Time: 09:51 PM

• Chemistry ki class mein, Teacher ne ek ladki se pucha – what is nitrate ?

Ladki sharmakar boli : Sir, night rate 1500/- hotal charges alag se….

Sander : Mr. Vikas

30/1/2010 Time: 07:22 AM

• Suna hai aapki Muskurahat pe har koi marta hai ……

Zara time nikaalkar aana to……

Ek chooha maarna hai….

Sander : Mr. Dhanraj

30/1/2010 Time: 07:37 AM

• Tazi hawa me phulon ki mahak ho,

Pehli kiran me chidiyon ki chahak ho,

Jab bhi kholo tum apni palke,

Un palko me bus khushiyo ki zalak ho or mere msg ki dmk ho….

Sander : Mr. Dhanraj

30/1/2010 Time: 07:58 AM

• Miss ko tabtak kiss na karo jabtak miss apko kiss na kare.

Aur agar miss apko kiss kare to use itani kiss karo ke vo kisi aur ko miss na kare……………….

Sander : Mr. Vikas

30/1/2010 Time: 05:18 PM

• Fizao k badalne ka intzar na kro.

Andhiyo k rukne ka intzar na kro, Mobile uthao aur mujhe sms kro,

Har bar mere sms ka intzar na kro “Save Tree save world”

Sander : Mr. Vikas

30/1/2010 Time: 09:29 PM

• Hansi ko inbox aansu ko outbox gusse ko delete

muskaan ko sent dil ko vibrate fir dekho zindagiki ringtone kitni pyari bajati hai.

Sander : Mr. Dhanraj

31/1/2010 Time: 07:13 AM

• Nurse : (paisent se) Jab tumhara balatkaar hua to tmhe kesa feel ho raha tha,

Paisent : Laddu chahe jabardasti khilayao ya kud khao lgta to meetha hi h.

Sander : Mr. Vikas

31/1/2010 Time: 08:27 AM

• Dard itna tha zindgi me,
  

dhadhkan sath dene se ghabra gyi,

band thi aankhe kisi ki yaad me,

mout aayi aur dhokha khaa gyi.

Sander : Mr. Vikas

31/1/2010 Time: 09:26 PM

• Santa Biwi k office aaya to dekha biwi boss ki godi me baithi thi.

Santa : Chal Laajo, aisi jagah kaam nahi krna jaha staff ke liye kursi na ho chal……………

Sander : Mr. Dhanraj

31/1/2010 Time: 10:56 PM

• Ek aqalmand insane ne Bewakoof se kaha : “Sari duniya tumhe n bawaqoof kyon kehti hai?”

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Neeche kya dekh rahe ho?

Jawaab do na……………

Sander : Mr. Dhanraj

31/1/2010 Time: 11:11 PM