- Tazi hawa me foolo ki mahak ho.
b kholo aap apni palke,
un palko me bus khushiyon ki jhalak ho….
Good morning..
Sender : Mr. Vikas
01/2/2010 Time: 08:32 AM
- Santa ne PCO pe jaate hi PCO wale ko 2 thappad laga kiye.
Kyunki PCO ke bahar likha tha “dial karne se pahle 2 lagaye”
Good Morning!!!
Sender : Mr. Dhanraj
1/2/2010 Time: 10:56 AM
- Very Very Important health tips:
Without me….!
Ok?
Sender : Mr. Vikas
01/2/2010 Time: 03:02 PM
- Tinka-Tinka tufan me bikarte chale gaye,
Udte the jin dosto ke sahare asma me hum,
1-1 karke sab bichadte chale gaye…..
Sender : Mr. Dhanraj
1/2/2010 Time: 09:47 PM
- Fir hui Halchal
Fir nikla chand
Fir suhani raat aai
Iss raat ki Gaharai me kho jao.
.
Thoda hume yad karo
Aur fir so jao.
Sender : Mr. Dhanraj
1/2/2010 Time: 10:20 PM
- Ye ladkiya bhi ajeeb hoti hai.
Kuch na karo to bhi muh fula leti hai.
Or kuch karo to pet fula leti hai… !!!
Sender : Mr. Vikas
2/2/2010 Time: 07:23 AM
- Namskaar apki dosti ki validity sampt ho rahi h.
Sender- FSNL
Friendship sanchar nigam limited.
Sender : Mr. Dhanraj
2/2/2010 Time: 07:35 AM
- Rishte hote nhi bhul jane k liye.
Rakhoge rishta hum se to milegi itni khushi k zindagi kam lagegi muskurane k liye
Sender : Mr. Dhanraj
2/2/2010 Time: 07:37 AM
- Aapke hotho par sada khilta gulab rahe.
Hum aapke pass rahe na rahe jinhe aap chahte he khuda kare vo hamesa aapke sath rahe….
Sender : Mr. Dhanraj
2/2/2010 Time: 07:39 AM
Taro ki mhphil me dunda ha aapko.
.
Chhote se dil me basaya h aap ko
.
Is dil ko kabhi tutne mat dena.
.
Kyoki dil k hark one me basaya aapko.
Sender : Mr. Dhanraj
2/2/2010 Time: 07:47 AM
- Tchr: Tum badehoker kya karonge?
Tchr – Nhi mera matlb h kya banoge?
S2dnt – Dulha.
Tchr – Oho, I mean bade hoker kya haashil karonge?
S2dent- Dulhan…
Sender : Mr. Balraj Bhaisab
3/2/2010 Time: 12:44 PM
- Premi- A bewafa tune mera dil jala diya, dil jalakar rakha kr diya…
Sender : Mr. Vikas
3/2/2010 Time: 10:07 AM
- Santa – Yaar tujhe bus mai thapad kyun pada?
Maine kaha behenji zara saadi upar karo mujhe photo leni he.
Sender : Mr. Vikas
4/2/2010 Time: 08:10 AM
- Light chale jane par logo ka reaction
USA – Wat is this!
Garmny – Oh shit!
Pakistan – Batti chali gayi!!
In rajasthan me – Le margi gahlot ki maa.
Sender : Mr. Hemant Bari, Ajmer
4/2/2010 Time: 09:33 PM
- Jaise din – raat hua karte hai waise hi kuch log khass hua karte hai.
Aap jaise dost saogaat hua karte hai.
G.nyt
Sender : Mr. Dhanraj
4/2/2010 Time: 11:38 PM
- Patni need me zor se chillai jaldi utho mere pati aa gaye.
Taang toot gayi, fir khayal aaya mein to usi ka pati hoo.
Sender : Mr. Dhanraj
4/2/2010 Time: 11:55 PM
- Sardar ji ko 1 machar pareshan kr rha tha,
tabhi waha 1 JUGNU saa gya.
Santa - O teri...... yeh toh torch lekar dhund rha he !!
Sender : Mr. Dhanraj
5/2/2010 Time: 06:06 AM
- Bahut udas ha hr shakhs
ho sake to lot aa kisi bahane se
tu lakh khafa sahi magar 1 baar to dekh
.
.
.
mohalle me kitna kachra jwj h
tere na aane se
Gmorning
Sender : Mr. Dhanraj
5/2/2010 Time: 06:24 AM
Dr. Love
Best gift
=Z=I=N=D=G=I=
best ehsas
=K=H=U=S=H=I=
best feeling
=P=Y=A=R=
Best relation
=D=O=S=T=I=
Best passion
=H=U=M=
Best friend
=T=U=M=
Good morning
Sender : Mr. Dhanraj
5/2/2010 Time: 06:31 AM
- Behind A man's succes.
Ths We learnt frm movie "GURU"
.
Behind 16 women's succes.
thrz a mani!
This is wat we see in
"Chak de India"
so, Boys rock ... !!
Sender : Mr. Anuj
5/2/2010 Time: 06:40 AM
- Bahu : Maji, wo abhi tak nahi aaye. kahi kisi dusri ladki ?
Sender : Mr. Vikas
5/2/2010 Time: 09:26 PM
- Ek bar hichi aye smjna I am remebring U.
Agar, fir aaye to plz pani p lena mujhe or b bahut kaam hai......
Sender : Ms.Madhu Praveen
5/2/2010 Time: 09:28 PM
- Santa - Arz kiya hai.
.
.
.
Santa - arz kiya hai,
Banta - irshad....
.
.
Santa - Abe kutte bolne to de....
Banta - Wah ..... wah..
gd ni8
Sender : Mr. Anuj
5/2/2010 Time: 09:52 PM
- Sardar - 10 Rs. ke recharge se kitna milta hai ?
Sardar - Theek hai, baaki 3 ki namkeen de-de yaar....
Sender : Mr.Dhanraj
5/2/2010 Time: 11:06 PM
- Agr aap muje SMS nhi karoge to 25 din baad aap
Laal
Peele
hare
neel
ho jaoge.
Ghabrao nhi 25 din baad HOLI hai & I hope i m 1st wishing u a very happy HoLI
Sender : Mr. Dhanraj
5/2/2010 Time: 11:23 PM
- When luv fails
emotions work
when emotions fail
memries work
when memories fail.
Words work
when Everything fails.
Take 90 ml RUM it definetly works.
Gud N8
Sender : Mr. Hement Bari, Ajmer
7/2/2010 Time: 08:23 PM
- Duniya mein 2 logo se sabse zyada pyar karo
Ek jinhone tumhen janm diya - that's ur parents
Aur
Doosra woh jisne tumhare liye janm liya - that's your love...
Gud morning
Sender : Mr. Balraj Dhenwal
11/2/2010 Time: 06:40 AM
Ek sher ne 1 budhe ko pakad liya..
Buddha - mera khun thanda ho chuka h. kisi jawan ka garam khun piyo.
sher - Nahi, aaj mera colddrink pine ka mood ha
Sender : Mr. Pradeep Bhati
11/2/2010 Time:11:57 AM
- A- U r active
b- u r best
c- u r cute
d- u r Dashing
e- u r Excellent
f- u r fabulous
g- u r great
h- .... hatt yaar "Z" tak kaun jhoot bolega.....
Sender : Mr. Hement Bari, Ajmer
11/2/2010 Time: 07:27 PM
- Upcoming horror movies!
Exam ka khauf
Tadapta Student
Shaitani Books
Sadma Result ka
Need ki Maut
Pyasi Examiner
Pass ho na ho
Sender : Mr. Dhanraj
13/2/2010 Time: 06:20 AM
- Dil me aarju liye jalte rachenge,
Aankho se aansu nikalte rahenge,
a dost tum shama bankar dil me roshni to karo,
hum mom bankar yu hi pighalte rahege........
Sender : Mr. Vikas
13/2/2010 Time: 10:13 AM
- Hichkio ka aana ye btata hai,
koi hume yaad kar khud ko rulata hai,
Dil nahi samajhta magar ye sach hai,
shiddat se yaad hame koi aata hai....
Sender : Mr. Vikas
13/2/2010 Time: 09:13 PM
- "Ghanta"
1 din ka 24 'GHANTA'
Usme
7 sone ke
9 kamane k
3 traveling k
1 Toilet-bath k
2 Khane pine k
2 Bivi bachchon k
Apne liye bacha kya
'GHANTA'
Sender : Mr. Sushil
14/2/2010 Time: 06:29 AM
- Morning Time - A cup of hot hello,
A plate of crispy wishes,
a spoon of sweet smiles & a slice of great success specially for you...
Enjoy the day !!!!! Good morning
Sender : Mr. Hement Bari, Ajmer
14/2/2010 Time: 08:08 AM
- Duniya me kabhi kisi achey insan ki talash mat karo.
.
.
.
.
.
wo aapko is duniya ki bhid me khin nhi melega...
..
.
.
Kyun ki
mein
aksar
ghar
par
hi
rahti
hoo....
Sender : Ms. Preeti Bala
15/2/2010 Time: 06:33 AM
- Suraj ugta h aapke kadamon ki aahat se
har ful ki kali khilti h apke jagne se,
jyada mat soeye kyoki har subah hoti h aapke muskurane se...
Sender : Mr. Vikas
16/2/2010 Time: 09:46 AM
- Aaj SMS ka birthday hai.
Apne Inbox ka sab se khubsurat SMS muje Bhejo.
Ye SMS subko send karo aur dekho ki kis ke inbox se khubsurat SMS ata hai........
Sender : Mr. Vikas
16/2/2010 Time: 06:10 PM
- Ek ladke ne ek bahut sunder ladki dekhi
or uske bare me sochne laga.
Sochta rha, sochta rha or
phir bola - Kash ye meri maa hoti to shayad me bhi itna hi sundar hota...
Sender : Mr. Vikas
17/2/2010 Time: 16:08 AM
- Soft speech .....
Clean heart ....
Peaceful eyes,
strengthful hand...
focused mind & determined decision with God's love.
Always make u winner life.
Sender : Ms. Anjana Gahlot
17/2/2010 Time: 06:10 PM
- Narak me apne-apne paapo ka exam chal rha tha
tabhi aap ki awaz aai supplimententry copy plz.
Sender : Ms. Asha
17/2/2010 Time: 09:27 PM
- 1 Pagal : Mai is Mental Hospital me Naya hu.
mujhe Pagalo k boss se milna hai...
2sra pagal : SsshH.... Chup!!! .............
BOSS Msg padh rahe hai....
Sender : Mr. Vikas
17/2/2010 Time: 09:35 PM
- Lucy at Shop - 1/- Rs. ka Reacharze kr do..
Shopkeper - Itna rec. karwa k call karni h ya SMS
Lucky - krna to kuch nhi... Bus Aise hi paise udane ki aadat hai...
Sender : Mr. Anuj
18/2/2010 Time: 08:58 PM
- Santa ko koi Mobile pe tang krta tha.
Santa ne new Sim kharid kar use msg kia.
Mene wo sim band kar dia h.
Ab tera bap B mujhe tang nhi kr skta.
Sender : Mr. Vikas
18/2/2010 Time: 09:17 PM
- Santa - "yaar banta tune poore toilet me potty kyun kar di."
Banta- "yaar ye mobile phone ki wajah se!!"
Santa - Kaise ?
Banta - Tune 'Idea' ka ad nhi dekha ? walk wen u talk
Mr. Vikas
18/2/2010 Time: 09:20 PM
- Ganguly ne Netwest series jeet ke T shirt utari..
Dhoni ne 20-20 cup jeet ke.
Ye kambkhat SANIA MIRZA kab wimbledon jitegi.....
Pray 4 SANIA....
its urgent.
Mr. Hemant Bari, Ajmer
18/2/2010 Time: 09:58 PM
- Savere-Savere ho khushiyon ka mela.
na logo ki parwah na duniya ka jhmela!
Panchiyon ka sangeet ho aur mausam albela mubarak ho aapko ye khubsurat savera.
Gud Morning
Mr. Dhanraj
19/2/2010 Time: 07:05 AM
- SMS to ek bahana tha.
Irada to aapka ek pal churana tha.
Aap yad kare yana kare.
Koi bat nhi par apki yad aati hai bus itna batana tha.
Good morning
Mr.Balraj Dhenwal
19/2/2010 Time: 07:10 AM
Lo aaj humne aapko sabse pehle yaad kiya.
Iss khubsurat subah ko aapke naam kiya....
achcha gujre yeh din aapka.
dil se bas yahi paigam diya..
Good Morning
Mr. Dhanraj
19/2/2010 Time: 08:57 AM
- Sum time v think why frnz keep frwrding msgs 2us
wihtout speking words
D reson is dat, u hv gt nothing big 2 say.
bt still wnt 2 stay in touch....!!!
Mr. Sushil
19/2/2010 Time: 06:39 PM
- 10 foot unchi deewar pe ghaas rakhi thi. Batao gadha isay kaise khayega ?
Socho. sochon
phir Socho
Haar gaye na!
Gadha bhi haar gaya tha..
Sendar - Mr. Anuj
19/2/2010 Time: 09:18 PM
- 1 ladki coke pi rahi thi,
achanak usme se 1 machhar nikla or bola "Maa"...
Ladki - main teri maa nhi hoo.
machhar - aisa mat kar MAA mai trri koke se nikal hoo.
Sendar - Mr. Vikas
19/2/2010 Time: 09:46 PM
- Nice sentence by CHANAKYA
"You are born without any thing but you die with your NAME.
So, that name should not be a word, it must b a History !!
Sendar - Ms. Alka Bhati
19/2/2010 Time: 10:15 PM
- Bago me phool khilte rahenge,
rat me deep jalte rahenge.
khuda aapko sari khushian dede baki TAKLEEF hum dete he rahenge......
Sendar - Ms. Asha
20/2/2010 Time: 04:43 PM
- Jis train me sundar sundar ladkiya safer karti ho us train ko kya kahonge...?
.
.
.
socho
.
.
Simpal yaar
MAAL gadi...
Sendar - Mr. Hemant Bari, Ajmer
20/2/2010 Time: 05:51 PM
- Duniya me 3 Insaan khush naseeb hote hai.....
1st jise sacha pyaar milta hai....
2nd jise achcha sathi milta h...
n 3rd jise mera SMS bar-bar milta h...
Sendar - Ms. Asha
20/2/2010 Time: 08:47 PM
- This is a chocolate msg 4 a dairy milk person
from a five star friend 4 a melody reason at a kitkat time
on a munch day in a perk mood to say
Sendar - Ms. Madhu Praveen
20/2/2010 Time: 09:00 PM
- Jab se apko jana hai jab se apko paya hai.
Meri har dua mein apka naam aaya hai.
Dil karta hai puchu uss rab se ki "KYAITNA PYARA DOST SIRF MERE" liya banaya hai.
Good nit
Sendar - Mr. Vikas
20/2/2010 Time: 10:21 PM
- Dil me 1 shor ho rha hai.
Bina Sms...
Dil bor ho raha hai. Kahi aisa to nahi...
Ek pyara sa dost ghode bech ke neend main so rha hai..?
good morning
Sendar - Mr. Dhanraj
21/2/2010 Time: 06:08 AM
- Khamoshi me jo sunoge vo aawaj meri hogi
zindagi bhar 7 rahe vo wafa meri hogi
duniya ki har khushi ek din tumhari hogi.
Qki in sab k pich dua hamari hogi..
Sendar - Mr. Dhanraj
21/2/2010 Time: 06:16 AM
- Savere- savere ho khushiyon ka mela.
na logo ki parwah na duniya ka jhamela!
panchiyo9u ka sangeet ho
aur mausam albela mubarak ho aapko ye khubshurat savera-
Good morning
Sendar - Mr. Dhanraj
21/2/2010 Time: 06:18 AM
- Four facts of life :
1- nver say sorry to 1 who likes u.
2- nver say bye to 1 who needs u.
3- nver blame d 1 who realy trust u.
4- nver 4get d 1 who alwz remember u -
Sendar - Ms. Alka Bhati
21/2/2010 Time: 09:30 AM
- Chai ke cup se udte dhun me aap jaise pyare dosto ki tasveer nazar aati h.
.
.
Kambakhat inhi khayalon me kho kar har roz meri chai thandi ho jati h.
Gud mrg
Sendar - Mr. Balraj Dhenwal
21/2/2010 Time: 12:18 PM
- Taxi driver "sardar ji! petrol khatm ho gaya hai. Gadi aage nahi ja kskti".
Sardar ji - "Koi baat nhi reverse LELO vapas ghar chalte he".
Sendar - Mr. Dhanraj
21/2/2010 Time: 04:11 PM
- Husband : Do you know the meaning of WIFE?
It means, Without Information, Fitghting Everytime!
Wife : No darling, It means, With Idiot For Ever.
Sendar - Ms. Asha
21/2/2010 Time: 06:27 PM
Jahapanash....
Tussi.
gr8
ho
Tohfa,
Kabul karo......!!!
""""
(.")
,_/ ||
!)))~~~ purrrrrrrrrrr
_I.I
Gud Day...
Sendar - Ms. Kiran
21/2/2010 Time: 04:11 PM
- Shadi mai ladki ko itna sjate kyu hai ?
socho..........
any guess....
Ok I will tell you
Maal kaisa bhi ho packing acchi honi chahiye...
Gu. morning
Sendar - Mr. Anuj
22/2/2010 Time: 07:10 AM
- (Hiiiii) this is crime story....
5 friends lived in a room. namely
1. mad
2. brain
3. fool
4. somebody
5. Nobody
One day. Somebody killed nobody. that time brain was in bath room, mad called police.
Mad - Is it police station ?
Police - Yes, what is the matter?
Mad - somebody killed Nobody.
Police - are you mad?
Mad - yes, I am mad.
Police - Dont you have brain.
Mad - brain is in bathroom.
Police - U fool.
mad - No,
Fool is reading msg
Ha ha ha ha
Good morning
Sendar - Mr. Hemant Bari, Ajmer
22/2/2010 Time: 05:48 PM
- Boy pulled girl in 2 room,
Locked d door,
put off light.
pulled her 2 d bed.
Dragged her in 2 d blanket n said - Dekh meri redium watch chamkti hai na....
Sendar - Mr. Hemant Bari, Ajmer
22/2/2010 Time: 06:11 PM
- We meet to create memories.
bt we depart to preserv it.
Meeting & departiong is a way of life but departing nd meeting again is hope in life ....
gn8
Sendar - Ms. Madhu Praveen
22/2/2010 Time: 08:55 PM
- Sapno ki tarah aapko saja ke rakhu,
Chandni raat ke najaro me chhupa ke rakhu.
Meri takdir mere saath nahi varna aapko apne samne murga banakr rkhu....
Sendar - Ms. Asha
22/2/2010 Time: 09:00 PM
- I am
seending
a camera
sms to u........
.
.
.
smile plz
ready
1
2
3
& click
.?????:
0( @ @ )0
"(-----)"
Oye hoye
kisi ki
najar na lage
meri jaan ko...
Sendar - Ms. Kiran
22/2/2010 Time: 09:20 PM
- 2 bachche jungle me potty kar rahe the.
Achanak lion aa gaya.
Amar - Rajiv tu dar raha he kya../
Rajive - nahi me nahi darta.
Amar - to sale apni dho meri nahi.
Goodmorning
Sendar - Mr. Dhanraj
23/2/2010 Time: 07:23 AM
The world is full of beauty when your heart is full of love.
So, Start & end your day with love & smile in your heart.
Have a peaceful day.
good morg
Sendar - Mr. Vikas
23/2/2010 Time: 08:36 AM
- Its a challange,
life me kisi ko agar dil se chaha h or agar kisi ko sachche dil se pyar kiya ho to hi jwab dena "Dil ke photo me teer kyu hota he?" Reply
Plz answer kahi se bhi search karo & tell me apko apni dosti ka vasta...
I m waiting 4 ur reply...
Sendar - Mr. Vikas
23/2/2010 Time: 08:46 AM
- Ram ram kaisan ho hamar se koi galti hui gava ka?
Tohar SMSwa k darsan kiy jamana beet gava.
Tanik ik dui smsva bhijwai do harmar TUNTUNIYA pe...
Sendar - Mr. Vikas
23/2/2010 Time: 07:40 PM
- Apki dosti par ham jaan nisar krate h.
khuda se jyada hum aapko yaad krte h.
Koi tumse pahle HAPPY HOLI kahte hai.
Sendar - Ms. Kiran
23/2/2010 Time: 8:43 PM
- Morning me 3 bate yaad rakho
1. pahle god ko yaad kro taki tum ji sako.
2. phir hume yad karo taki hum ji sake
3. phir naha liya karo taki log ji sake....
Good morning
Sendar - Ms. Kiran
23/2/2010 Time: 8:44 PM
- Agar me apko sms bhejta hu to ye zaruri nhi ke aap bhi mujhe sms bhejo.
aap piza, bargar, nudals, ice creem, chips, mithai or kurkure bhi bhej skate h.
Sendar - Ms. Kiran
23/2/2010 Time: 8:48 PM
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